As movie weekends go, this one is fairly generic. If you cherish your brain cells and/or your sanity, there is one of these that I would avoid. Seeing as I respect the intelligence of my readership, I’ll let you figure out which one it is.

10,000 B.C.

10,000 B.C.
Roland Emmerich, Hollywood architect of such critical darlings as Independence Day, Godzilla and The Day After Tomorrow returns with another effects bloated extravaganza, set in the year (surprise!) 10,000 B.C.. The trailers and TV spots for this one have had absolutely zero lines of spoken dialogue, leading me to believe the story is rubbish (just a hunch here). Combine that with no recognizable stars, and you have a film billing itself as one long computer generated wooly mammoth stampede. If you’re the kind of person who likes their eye candy sans story, then this might just be for you.

College Road Trip

College Road Trip
What is with the Martin Lawrence comedies? Did he become big again, or did I miss something? Here he takes his kid on a cross-country road trip to find just the right college, craziness ensues, blah blah blah. If you’re thinking about seeing this, I would instead recommend saving up for something more entertaining…like a colonoscopy.

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The Bank Job

The Bank Job
Jason Statham robs a bank. There. I’ve done my job. Those 5 words are all you need to know whether or not this film is for you.