Kristena already sent me an e-mail that said “I’m not scared to go Audition on your ass!!!” :0(

…and then someone named “Devan Erick” e-mailed me a picture of this.

So, yeah, I would contribute to UWE ZEAL month… if I’m still (gulp) around.

And watch out for the crazy knitting needle lady – she means business when she starts talkin’ embroidery.

(Luke, pssst… Since Evan says they can be led around by the noses – “wave some before our eyes and, goshdarnit, we MUST have it.” – when AD is dangled in front of them, how ’bout we trick them into a “AD Marathon” at some theater, and then just play Uwe Boll movies on repeat for 24 hours?).

I mean, Evan was kidding about that “spoon” thing right? And I see – through her blog – that Kristena uses a lot of needles… hmm, maybe we shouldn’t.

So whether it would only work in a half-hour format or if they could have continued the show past 3 seasons are completely superfluous considerations for us addicts. If there’s an AD movie (and by golly there had better be one or heads will roll) we’ll be there, ready to ingest all the crack we possibly can. We don’t process AD logically, we process it instinctively.

Also, I will hunt Michael Cera down if he doesn’t do this movie. With a spoon. Because “it will hurt more, you twit.”

Hollywood’s determination to run all of its IPs into the ground is astounding.

Like you said, the humor worked well in bried episodes over a season, but as a 2-hour kind of “finale” it may turn into a mess.

As I’ve learned from many of my sports heroes, sometimes it’s best to go out on top… and when you go out, stay out.

(Now I sit here and wait for the fanboys to jump all over me.)

Btw, did y’all hear that Michael Cera is kinda lukewarm on doing an AD movie? Last week I read that he (paraphrasing) “really didn’t see the point”.

Also, your mother is fat.

It is truth that I am of German land and maybe do not know the style of American languages, but what is this “chicken” thing? “Coo coo ka-tchaw!“? Are you trying to tickle me like little baby? I am confused of your meaning to this.

In Germany we take compare to chicken as compliment. Have you not seen the movie films of Werner Herzog? I thought this was Movie “Zeal” not Movie “Not Know Anything” (HA! I laugh out loud on that!).

To provoke the person in Germany we say “What… are you American?”! HAHA! So go ahead and chewing on that, Mr. Evan!

Meet me at the old warehouse. Unless you’re chicken. Coo coo ka-tchaw! Coo coo ka-tchaw!

Sincerely, Evan

Why you feel the need to the badmouth me? Is it because I am of German? The World War II is over you know.

I have contemplating giving your world wide web page, THE MOVIE ZEAL, a first screening of the next of my films. But now I think I check out this Fox person instead.

P.S. Seed is available for purchase at Amazon.com, DVDPlanet, and Best Buy. It is my most genius motion film yet.

Also, Uwe Boll called. He wants you to stop stalking him and going through his trash. It’s just weirding him out now.

(Evan, if I ever am approaching “ban status” please issue me a warning first so I can pull back.)

hehe… I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. (Can you guess what shows I just mentioned?)

Many have commented on being unable to be drawn into its fairytale storyline, but I looked at it, at least partly, from the opposite end, as the “real-life” scenario draws one in and makes one care about the fairytale on a richer, more profound plane. Or maybe I was just in a very strange mood when I saw it.

p.s. GOSSIP GIRL Season 2 starts tonight! (Kristena is secretly excited…)

One word of advice: Turn on English subtitles or closed captioning if you can stand them. There is one sequence where there are two separate, quiet conversations occurring simultaneously. I saw The Fall twice in the theaters and couldn’t quite catch everything. More significantly, Catinca Untaru, the child actress who plays one of the film’s leads, has a heavy accented, mumbling way of speaking. Singh uses her naturalistic performance to good effect; the ad-libbing between her and Lee Pace is eerily close to the way that children and adults actually talk to one another. That said, a film isn’t enjoyable if you miss whole swathes of dialog. Subtitles will definitely help.

Andrew, it’s good to hear your glowing assessment. I’m hoping I fall into the “love it” category – it looks like an incredible film.

Here’s hoping The Fall meets your expectations. I’m holding a release-day Blu-ray screening of it tomorrow night for our film club. It’s one of my wife and I’s favorite films of 2008 thus far. It borders on the ludicrous, but I also found it thematically dense and personally electrifying. And then there’s those stunning visuals. Roger Ebert’s assessment, that it is the sort of film must be seen because it exists, is spot on. Definitely a Love-It-Or-Hate-It slice of cinema.

“I know I’m just skimming but… man, I gotta read that again… wait.. what??”

Of Derrick of Evan strikes again! I gotta confess, I read this entire post with a weird Russian accent (in my head). And laughed. A lot. In my head.